HER PROFILE:
No personal Ad, very little actual information. Just a couple of smokin pics

THE PLAY:

MY EMAIL:

Hi

I don't think I would normally write to someone with no personal ad but your one picture was so good that I think I'll make an exception in your case. So you should feel special!

Any way, you are no doubt inundated with emails already from guys, so I am willing to offer you my services as your secretary to reply to them all and free up time for you to get to know me. I promise you won't regret it!

My rates are reasonable but I do charge extra for dealing with weirdoes.

:)

HER REPLY:
Say I am funny. She doesn't normally reply to emails. She gets a lot of weirdoes. Says I shouldn't charge her for my services. Offers me her login details to see.

MY REPLY 2nd - PHASE

My Email:
Well I guess that makes me special too.

So just how many emails are we talking? I give quotes based on volume, I bet you get a lot of emails!!

So are you Russian or British?

HER REPLY:
She says she is Russian.

MY REPLY 3rd PHASE

My Email:
You look Russian, in that way that most hot Russian women do.

So do you have a sexy Russian accent or are you pure cockney?

HER REPLY:
She dose not do cockney but she does do sexy. Last line is, "What's Next?"

MY REPLY 4th PHASE

My Email:
So how do hot russian women do sexy then?

What's next......

You tell me you really love my profile and find my ad and eyes just mesmorizing, we to and fro a bit with witty banter over a few emails, I give you my number **************** you call me, I make you laugh then you ask me out for a drink.

Maybe I accept.

That's normal procedure.

HER REPLY:

A Text.

Along the lines of OK, you having mesmorizing eyes.....er perhaps, banter has been good so far. How about we text a bit then I decide if I call you if you make me laugh.

MY REPLY 5th PHASE PLAY:

A leave it a day.